Oct 10, 2008

The DMZ: Extra Special Dress Code Bonus Post!


I wrote the last post in a frame of mind wherein I forgot the most amusing detail: The DMZ's dress code!

We had to agree not to wear any overly baggy, tight, or distressed clothing. The reason? To prevent the North Koreans from taking pictures of us that could be used in potential propaganda. Potential propaganda that would say something like "Look at the pathetic South Koreans/Westerners/Japanese! They're so poor that they can't even afford clothes that fit/don't have holes! HAHAHA! Communism and economic isolationism rules! HA!"

I certainly wouldn't want my picture on a poster like that. Anyway, J and I had to forgo our hot pants, ripped jeans, fishnet shirts, chain mail, and assless pants when we visited the DMZ. I'll admit, I had visions of myself posing in front of North Korea wearing spiked shoulder pads and platform boots, but it was not to be. Alas...

25 comments:

Seph said...

You selfish bastard.

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SonicLlama said...

You could have just as easily said the same thing, dude. Blog faster!

Seph said...

Must everything be a race between us, Llama? Surely it need not come down to that? An equitable division of annecdotes could surely be arranged. Imagine all the bloggers, standing hand in hand or some shit like that...

SonicLlama said...

Hey, I totally conceded the silkworm larvae to you. The silkworms! That time when we ate a bunch of boiled bugs. That was all yours. I even linked to you, buddy. That's basically the equivalent of bloggers standing hand and hand in shit, right?

Why don't you tell the nice people on the internet about the awesome hostel and how we wandered about downtown Seoul while really drunk? And, you know, other shit.

Seph said...

Alright, that's a fair point. The silkworm was quite the concession. Hand of friendship accepted.

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